absurd
I asked for a short joke.
Short, sharp and endlessly refreshable. One-liners and absurd premises, built to be retold badly at a dinner table.
I asked for a short joke.
My smart speaker started giving me relationship advice.
A metronome walks into a bar.
I told my therapist I was afraid of being replaced by a machine.
Why do radio DJs make terrible poker players?
I bought a self-writing diary.
My playlist algorithm knows me too well.
They say comedy is all about timing.
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Give us a name, a job, a hobby you are bad at. We will write the joke you can actually use at dinner.